One of the things I love best about my kids is that they make me laugh. Especially when things just come out wrong.
Random quotes from my teenager:
Me: "My friend is picking me up at 5:15 for a party"
Mackenzy: "Soooo....we are not eating dinner tonight?"
Me: "Well, that all depends. Do you think you or daddy can operate the stove?"
Mackenzy: "Ya, I guess I could flip a pancake and make some eggs."
Mackenzy: "We started watching the Matrix in History class today."
Me: "What does that have to do with history?"
Mackenzy: "We have been studying playdough"
Me: "The blue kind or the green kind?"
Mackenzy: Spazzing out.
Jeff: "Could you take it down a notch"
Mackenzy: "Fine. I'll just be in a bad mood then" Proceeds to pretend to be grumpy.
Me: Laughing histarically.
Mackenzy: "Ya, that's real funny"
Me: "It totally is!"
Mackenzy: "You're pregnant. You think everything is funny."
We were at the doctor's office discussing a sweatshirt he wants.
Mackenzy: "I wish we still had Old Navy. I want a new sweatshirt just like the one I have."
Me: "Ya, when I get home I should check online to see if they have it. Hey, you could look now if you want."
Mackenzy: Gets up and looks out the window.
Me: "I ment look online, not out the window for a store! Use your ipod!"
Mackenzy: "Oh, that makes more sense."
Me: "Mackenzy, you should call your Papa and tell him Happy Birthday"
Mackenzy: "Ok."
A few days later...
Me: "Did you ever call Papa to tell him Happy Birthday?"
Mackenzy: "Darn it! I forgot. I'll wait till the next Jewish holiday and call him."
Me: "ok? He's not Jewish, though"
Mackenzy: "I know."